The Noir Nymphet

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March 2011

prettypinktoilet-deactivated201 asked: I want to SO bad! I just don't know where to start! $5 and a minimum oh $250 order O.o I would go WILD!!!! You should post your outfits!!!

prettypinktoilet-deactivated201 asked: I am so afraid to become a burlesque dancer so right now I am going to live vicariously through you! Do you have a lot of costumes or stuff that you wear to other people's shows?

When's the last time you had sex? When's the next...

Lolol Saturday when wouldn’t I like to SHIET Tell me something dirty

February 2011

“When I shop, the world gets better. The world is better … and then...”

– Confessions of a Shopaholic

It's Portman, motherfucker!

ohblackswan: Who’s your Swan Queen!?

The best Barbie inspired look of the night goes...

lesfemmefatale: YES! EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!

If Natalie Portman doesn't win best actress, I...

blahblahallison:

acheron--deactivated20110531 asked: Fuck meeee.